these were a couple of good ones that my three year old, Ian, came up with in the last week:
"Mommy, something is wrong with me. Grandma said I am full of poop."
"Will my penis get big like Daddy’s? Because his is GINORMOUS!"
[Angie Davidson, via email]
Nick, 3 years old
Me: what you learn in preschool today?
Nick: That my head is connected with my ass
(via email from Isabel Valenzuela Somogyi)
3 year old just asked me if an ostrich can poo!! Love how his mind works! 
Recorded a video of the little man doing a song for the Late Late Toy Show this morning. During dinner I reminded him that I had sent the video to the Toy Show.
“Did you give it to Ryan Tubridy”
“No. He wasn’t there but I gave it to somebody else to give to him”
“Oh.. Ryan Tubridy is made of glass”
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“Bye bye Daddy. I’m going away now – to America” says Sam.
“Oh no Sam. I don’t want you to go away.”
“It’s ok, America is under the table.”
Cue Sam crawling under the table.
“I’m in America now”
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The eurovision theme tune was on the radio today, I said to the 3yo ‘that’s the eurovision song’. He replies ‘that’s not my vision song, it’s your vision song, mummy!
The 3year old was building Lego with Grandad earlier. I walked in and said ‘that’s lovely, is it a big castle?’ ‘No,’ says the 3year old, ‘it’s a big block of flats!!’
Me telling 3year old about his holidays: you can ride a horse, like I did when I was a little girl.. 3yo: you like horsies, mummy?!
Me: yes, I used to ride horses every weekend when I was little like you. 3yo: did you leave me at home, when you was riding horsies, mummy?
Me: no, you were not born yet then, you were not even in mummy’s tummy back then.
3yo: oh! It was when you was a little girl and you had small boobies…but now you are getting big like daddy!
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Little Sam came running in to me naked shouting ‘mummy, mummy I have a hole in my belly button!’
Sam (3) pipes up from the back of the car
"Look me, look me – I’m not wrapped up in a bundle, but I’m still a bundle of joy"
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