Sam (4) : "Mummy, why do Bill and Ben wear flower pots?"
Me : "Because they are flower pot men"
Sam : "Mummy, they’re not flower pot men, they’re flower pot PERSONS"
PC child 
Posted by @mrslecraic
Author Archives: shitmytoddlersays
A question about Bill and Ben
This bed isn’t comfortable
Meant to post this last week.
Sam (4 today!) and I spent a few days holiday with my parents in Wicklow just after easter.
Sam was set up nice and comfy on a blow up mattress, and I was on a mattress on the floor in the one spare room available.
Around 2.30am I became aware of Sam twisting and turning quite a bit in his sleep. Didn’t real think anything of it until he said
"This bed isn’t comfortable."
I got up to investigate. The blow up mattress had deflated quite a bit and there was Sam underneath the mattress with his big sleepy head.
How he managed to maneuver himself to the position he was in I don’t know. Very funny thought
posted by @lecraic
Little Mermaid
My three year old TiaMarie loves The little mermaid 2 and has seen it about two million times.
While brushing her hair last night she grabs my hands and looks at me with the most heartbreaking face and say "put down the brush mom, Its hopeless". My little parrot.
[via email from Amber Kidd]
Grandma says….
these were a couple of good ones that my three year old, Ian, came up with in the last week:
"Mommy, something is wrong with me. Grandma said I am full of poop."
"Will my penis get big like Daddy’s? Because his is GINORMOUS!"
[Angie Davidson, via email]
What did you learn?
Nick, 3 years old
Me: what you learn in preschool today?
Nick: That my head is connected with my ass
(via email from Isabel Valenzuela Somogyi)
Ostrich poo
3 year old just asked me if an ostrich can poo!! Love how his mind works!
Ryan Tubridy is made of….
Recorded a video of the little man doing a song for the Late Late Toy Show this morning. During dinner I reminded him that I had sent the video to the Toy Show.
“Did you give it to Ryan Tubridy”
“No. He wasn’t there but I gave it to somebody else to give to him”
“Oh.. Ryan Tubridy is made of glass”
Posted by @lecraic
I’m off to America
“Bye bye Daddy. I’m going away now – to America” says Sam.
“Oh no Sam. I don’t want you to go away.”
“It’s ok, America is under the table.”
Cue Sam crawling under the table.
“I’m in America now”
posted by @lecraic
Eurovision
The eurovision theme tune was on the radio today, I said to the 3yo ‘that’s the eurovision song’. He replies ‘that’s not my vision song, it’s your vision song, mummy!
