shitmytoddlersays

Grandma says….

shitmytoddlersays — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 10:15:32 +0000

these were a couple of good ones that my three year old, Ian, came up with in the last week:

"Mommy, something is wrong with me. Grandma said I am full of poop."

"Will my penis get big like Daddy’s? Because his is GINORMOUS!"

[Angie Davidson, via email]

What did you learn?

shitmytoddlersays — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 15:15:29 +0000

Nick, 3 years old

Me: what you learn in preschool today?
Nick: That my head is connected with my ass

(via email from Isabel Valenzuela Somogyi)

Ostrich poo

shitmytoddlersays — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 19:13:47 +0000

3 year old just asked me if an ostrich can poo!! Love how his mind works!

Ryan Tubridy is made of….

shitmytoddlersays — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 20:49:26 +0000

Recorded a video of the little man doing a song for the Late Late Toy Show this morning. During dinner I reminded him that I had sent the video to the Toy Show.

“Did you give it to Ryan Tubridy”

“No. He wasn’t there but I gave it to somebody else to give to him”

“Oh.. Ryan Tubridy is made of glass”

Posted by @lecraic

I’m off to America

shitmytoddlersays — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 09:48:59 +0000

“Bye bye Daddy. I’m going away now – to America” says Sam.

“Oh no Sam. I don’t want you to go away.”

“It’s ok, America is under the table.”

Cue Sam crawling under the table.

“I’m in America now”

posted by @lecraic

Eurovision

shitmytoddlersays — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 22:23:31 +0000

The eurovision theme tune was on the radio today, I said to the 3yo ‘that’s the eurovision song’. He replies ‘that’s not my vision song, it’s your vision song, mummy!

Lego

shitmytoddlersays — Sat, 24 Sep 2011 19:41:50 +0000

The 3year old was building Lego with Grandad earlier. I walked in and said ‘that’s lovely, is it a big castle?’ ‘No,’ says the 3year old, ‘it’s a big block of flats!!’

Growing up!

shitmytoddlersays — Sat, 30 Jul 2011 07:50:15 +0000

Me telling 3year old about his holidays: you can ride a horse, like I did when I was a little girl.. 3yo: you like horsies, mummy?!
Me: yes, I used to ride horses every weekend when I was little like you. 3yo: did you leave me at home, when you was riding horsies, mummy?
Me: no, you were not born yet then, you were not even in mummy’s tummy back then.
3yo: oh! It was when you was a little girl and you had small boobies…but now you are getting big like daddy!

Posted by @mrslecraic

Bellybutton

shitmytoddlersays — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 09:26:37 +0000

Little Sam came running in to me naked shouting ‘mummy, mummy I have a hole in my belly button!’

What am I?

shitmytoddlersays — Mon, 20 Jun 2011 18:36:39 +0000

Sam (3) pipes up from the back of the car

"Look me, look me – I’m not wrapped up in a bundle, but I’m still a bundle of joy"

Posted by @mrslecraic